Bad date stories
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in a packed restaurant on a first date he talked endlessly about porn movies, his favourite films, stars etc..then proceeded to act out his favourite scene very loudly with two breadsticks and a napkin!
On a date with a woman in a small Wisconsin town, I was asked many times by various locals where I was hunting the next day. I though this question odd until later when my date informed me that she provides scent to the local hunters. Apparently estrogen attracts deer and she was the town supplier. She also let on that she has recently broken up with her ex-boyfriend and may be pregnant with his child. My joke didn't go over well when I said, "That will really put a damper on sales." I was just luck to get out of town without my rear full of buckshot.
I had dated a girl for a couple months when I was younger, when one day she called me and asked me if I wanted to go shopping for some black vinyl wear and bondage gear for her. Oh wait, this is bad date stories... woops.
so its only horrifying in retrospect - and only because i fell for it. he actually said "come back to my house and we can play space invaders on my arcade machine." i don't know which one of us is a bigger loser.
About 30 seconds into a phone conversation with a guy I was dating (in which he had called me), he said, "I forgot that wrestling was about to come on. Can I call you back after I find out who King of the Ring is?" Ummm...what isn't wrong with that statement?
I took this girl out to a Japanese restaurant, the type that 8 people sit around the grill and the cook comes and cooks your meal infront of you. Well the food was excellent, the saki was perfect and the night was going great up untill the point after dinner that she reached into her purse and pulled out dental floss. Right then and there she rips off an arms lenth and says "should always floss after each meal" then procedes to floss infront of 6 strangers and myself at the table!! It was like our second date and it was also the last one!!
back in college, i went on a date with this guy. we went to a popular mexican restaurant and ordered our food. once the waiter left, my date looked at me and asked, "should i shoot up here or do you want me to go to the bathroom?"
the horrified look on my face must have tipped him off to the fact that i didn't know he was diabetic. oops. still, it made for a funny ice breaker.