What I've learned about China
Over the past few years, I've learned a lot about China from watching movies. Some of the things I've learned are:
- travelling around villages by rooftop is far more convenient than the street-level, especially at night.
- if you jump from a roof, you slow down as you approach the ground and land on your feet so you can continue to kick ass; if you fall from a roof, you will get hurt.
- all bad guys are incredibly stupid -- so stupid that they will fail to recognize any woman dressed as a male, however poor the disguise. she will proceed to kick their asses.
- with the proper training, you can balance on anything and still kick ass.
- it is important, if you're living in china, to be able to kick some serious ass.
What others have learned about China
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- when involved in a street fight, you are mysteriously drawn to the produce stands
-- zbaby - It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-- susannah - There are only two jobs available for people in China: Peasant Farmer Wearing Comical Hat and Carrying a Hoe or Nefarious Silk Suit Wearing Mafia Type Who Controls Entire Villages and Makes Them Grow Opium
-- paul - chinese streets and courtyards are paved with fragile ceramic tiles that will shatter if hit with a foot, fist, chain or sword in the process of kicking ass.
-- tom - all gov't workers in the chinese villages are corrupt
- it's not a real fight unless there's property damage
- you ability to kick some serious ass increases exponentially the instant a loved one is hurt, jailed, raped, or killed
- fight poison with poison
-- silky