The future of advertising
I have foreseen the future of advertising. The next space to be sold, mark my words, is the bleeped-out obscenities in movies when they show them on TV, or any line that has been oft-quoted from one of the many cult films out there. It's brilliant! (Actually, it's not. It's a terrible idea, but funny to think about.)
Note: input form to return soon. Just as soon as I get off my lazy ass and recreate it.
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| Movie/Actor: | Carrie Fisher -- Star Wars (ep. 4) |
| Quote: | Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, wise guy. |
| Advertisement: | Somebody has to save 15% or more on your car insurance. Into the garbage chute, wise guy. |
| Submitted By: | Josh |
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| Movie/Actor: | Carrie-Anne Moss -- The Matrix |
| Quote: | Dodge this. |
| Advertisement: | What would you like on YOUR Tombstone? |
| Submitted By: | Tillo |
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| Movie/Actor: | Knights of Ni in Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail |
| Quote: | We are the knights that say...NI! |
| Advertisement: | We are the knights that say...bud...wise...errr... |
| Submitted By: | Tillo |
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| Movie/Actor: | Keanu Reeves in The Matrix |
| Quote: | I know kung-fu. |
| Advertisement: | I know to dial 1-800-COLLECT and save a buck or two. |
| Submitted By: | Tillo |
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| Movie/Actor: | Ian McKellen - Cold Comfort Farm |
| Quote: | There'll be no butter in Hell! |
| Advertisement: | There'll be no I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter in Hell! |
| Submitted By: | Tracy |
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| Movie/Actor: | Mathew Modine - Full Metal Jacket |
| Quote: | I am in a world of shit. |
| Advertisement: | I am in a world of Shake 'n Bake, and I helped! |
| Submitted By: | El Banjo |
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| Movie/Actor: | Mad Max - Mel Gibson |
| Quote: | You wanna get outta here? You talk to me. |
| Advertisement: | You wanna get outta here? You talk to Hertz Rent-a-Car! |
| Submitted By: | Axis |
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| Movie/Actor: | Time Bandits - Angel Randall |
| Quote: | So that's what an invisible wall looks like. |
| Advertisement: | So that's what a Depend Protective Underwear looks like. |
| Submitted By: | sarge |
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| Movie/Actor: | A Few Good Men - Jack Nicholson |
| Quote: | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! |
| Advertisement: | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER - BOUNTY!. |
| Submitted By: | cherz |
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| Movie/Actor: | When Harry Met Sally |
| Quote: | You made a woman meow? |
| Advertisement: | You made a woman Meow Mix, cats ask for it by name. |
| Submitted By: | nerdygirl |
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| Movie/Actor: | Star Trek (Films and TV) - Leonard Nimoy |
| Quote: | Live long and prosper. |
| Advertisement: | Live long and buy Allstate. |
| Submitted By: | Rick |
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| Movie/Actor: | Network - Albert Finney |
| Quote: | I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore! |
| Advertisement: | I'm mad as Jewel and I'm not going to take this anymore! |
| Submitted By: | Rick |
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| Movie/Actor: | The Breakfast Club - Judd Nelson |
| Quote: | Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says... oh sh*******! |
| Advertisement: | Naked blonde walks into a bar with a Furby under one arm, and a two-foot Hebrew National salami under the other. She lays the Furby on the table. The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a cool, refreshing Zima." Naked lady says... oh sh********! |
| Submitted By: | Rick |
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| Movie/Actor: | mandy patinkin in the princess bride |
| Quote: | Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die. |
| Advertisement: | Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. Don't squeeze the Charmin. Prepare to die. |
| Submitted By: | nerdygirl |
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| Movie/Actor: | Renée Zellweger in Jerry Maguire |
| Quote: | You had me at 'hello'. |
| Advertisement: | You had me at 'I can't believe it's not butter'. |
| Submitted By: | John |
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| Movie/Actor: | Bruce Willis in Die Hard |
| Quote: | No f***ing shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? |
| Advertisement: | No Papa Murphy's, take 'n' bake, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? |
| Submitted By: | John |
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| Movie/Actor: | Bruce Willis in Die Hard |
| Quote: | Yippee ki-ay, mother f***er |
| Advertisement: | Yippee ki-ay, pork, the other white meat |
| Submitted By: | nerdygirl |
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