You know, for dorks.

Dear The Legislative and Executive Branches of the U.S. Government,

All this blaming people is fun, isn't it? And I can see that it's really working out for you. But maybe it's time for another approach. I have a policy at work: everything is my fault (except on Wednesdays, then it's Malachi's fault because she was with her father at work one day and volunteered to give me a day off).

I think we can use that here. Please blame all your previous squabbles, inefficiencies, etc. on me and/or Malachi. Then fix them. I think you'll all feel better about it.

Rebecca Campbell

P.S. If you could try to use logic and reason as you go about fixing things, I'd really appreciate it.


Friday, March 15, 2013
rubber ducky
I'm very surprised that you couldn't fit the word "constitutional" into this post, in order to generate lots of comments.